Some days I scare myself...keep in mind I first made this at 3am after doing 10 hours straight of home work...
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Whoa, a wrestling match!
The first match of the night is announced- a Diva match.
The crowd is thrilled.
They lock up.
Jem power lifts Mel C...
And slams her into the mat.
Jem goes down for the cover but Mel C pokes her in the eye!
And it's Mel C for the pin and the win!
Intermission
JR: The King!
Jerry "King" Lawler: What?
JR: Not you, Elvis.
The Main Event!:
Bret Hart vs. Davey Boy Smith!
Bret makes his entrance.
They stare each other down.
The bell sounds as they lock up.
Davey clotheslines Bret.
The champ slowly gets up.
What's this? Davey is distracted by a woman in the crowd. Now Bret's really angry- Davey's married to his sister Diana!
Bret grabs an unsuspecting Davey from behind.
And slams him into the mat.
The crowd is impressed.
The woman in the crowd is visibly upset.
It looks as though Bret is going for an early pin.
But wait, what is Bret doing?
OMG!
He's got Davey in the sharpshooter!
The cameraman gets a close up shot praying that for once he doesn't end up lying on the mat himself.
Just as Davey is going to tap out his "bulldog", Martha, jumps into the ring and bites Bret!
The woman from the crowd turns out to be Diana. She rushes to her husband's side as Bret gets ready to punt the damn dog the way Randy Orton punts the McMahon family's heads.
Diana begs her brother not to hurt Davey or Martha.
Bret softens and puts Martha down. As he straightens up Diana cold cocks him right in the face!
Bret lies helpless on the mat.
As Diana helps Davey out of the ring.
The ref attends to Bret, his face is busted open above his left eyebrow.
The paramedic and the ref get Bret onto a stretcher.
But in true stubborn Hart fashion, Bret gets off the stretcher.
And is helped out of the ring by his old friend Roddy Piper.
celebrity cameo!
THE END
All caps are UNDER their photos.
Whoa, a wrestling match!
The first match of the night is announced- a Diva match.
The crowd is thrilled.
They lock up.
Jem power lifts Mel C...
And slams her into the mat.
Jem goes down for the cover but Mel C pokes her in the eye!
And it's Mel C for the pin and the win!
Intermission
JR: The King!
Jerry "King" Lawler: What?
JR: Not you, Elvis.
The Main Event!:
Bret Hart vs. Davey Boy Smith!
Bret makes his entrance.
They stare each other down.
The bell sounds as they lock up.
Davey clotheslines Bret.
The champ slowly gets up.
What's this? Davey is distracted by a woman in the crowd. Now Bret's really angry- Davey's married to his sister Diana!
Bret grabs an unsuspecting Davey from behind.
And slams him into the mat.
The crowd is impressed.
The woman in the crowd is visibly upset.
It looks as though Bret is going for an early pin.
But wait, what is Bret doing?
OMG!
He's got Davey in the sharpshooter!
The cameraman gets a close up shot praying that for once he doesn't end up lying on the mat himself.
Just as Davey is going to tap out his "bulldog", Martha, jumps into the ring and bites Bret!
The woman from the crowd turns out to be Diana. She rushes to her husband's side as Bret gets ready to punt the damn dog the way Randy Orton punts the McMahon family's heads.
Diana begs her brother not to hurt Davey or Martha.
Bret softens and puts Martha down. As he straightens up Diana cold cocks him right in the face!
Bret lies helpless on the mat.
As Diana helps Davey out of the ring.
The ref attends to Bret, his face is busted open above his left eyebrow.
The paramedic and the ref get Bret onto a stretcher.
But in true stubborn Hart fashion, Bret gets off the stretcher.
And is helped out of the ring by his old friend Roddy Piper.
celebrity cameo!
THE END
definitely too much time on your hands!
